For those of you who are thinking of “tying the knot”...

If you ever thought you had the guts to do anything, this groom has got you beat. The following events occurred recently at a wedding in South Carolina.

This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage and grabbed the microphone to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He thanked everyone for bringing gifts and all that good stuff. As a token of his gratitude, he said that he really wanted to give everyone a little something special. So, taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair was a medium-sized manila envelope. He informed the audience that this was HIS gift to everyone, and instructed them to open it. With bright inquisitive smiles on their face, the crowd eagerly opened their envelopes.

A huge gasp came over the crowd as the attendees looked around in shocked silence. Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of the best man having sex with the bride.

(Apparently, the groom had become suspicious of them and hired a private detective to investigate.)

After standing there with a big grin on his face and watching people’s reactions for a few minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “Fuck you.” Then he turned to his new bride and said, “Fuck you too.” Then, turning to the entire audience, he said, “I’m outta here. Enjoy the cake.”

Needless to say, the marriage was annulled the next day.

Now while most of us would have broken the engagement off immediately after discovering the affair, this guy went through with it anyway, his ultimate revenge: making the bride’s family pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception (the bill came to over $50,000), letting everyone know exactly what happened with a Kodak moment, and trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputation in front of friends family, and honored guests. (ouch!)