A little boy was walking by a gas station with a roll of duct tape in his hand. The owner asked the young lad what he was going to do with it? The boy replied to the man that he was going to catch some ducks with it. To this the man said "you will never catch anything with duct tape". Later that day to the amusement of the man the boy comes strutting by the gas station with a duck in each hand.

The following day a similar encounter took place as the boy walked by with some chicken wire. The man asked what the boy was doing with the wire. To this the boy retorted "I'm gonna go and catch me some chickens" The man says "you'll never catch anything with that". "Maybe so" the lad answers "but I'm going to try anyway". Low and behold, later that afternoon the boy walks by with a chicken under each arm.

The third day the young man walks by the gas station with some branches under his arms. The man asks the boy what he has. To this he boy says "pussy willows" The man hurriedly replies "wait just a minute while I go fetch my coat"